Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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