your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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