Apparently you make a good broom.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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