I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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