I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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