i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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