Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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