We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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