he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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