can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
