A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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