Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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