I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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