Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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