So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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