So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
