Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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