yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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