Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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