At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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