porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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