I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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