i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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