But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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