you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
