What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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