I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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