So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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