We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
did you just send me my own nude
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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