You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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