i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
only if we run a train.
done.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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