i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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