im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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