i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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