I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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