"it" just moved
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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