i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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