He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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