I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Randomize
