I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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