it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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