i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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