My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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