your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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