please come you make the beer taste better
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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