i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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