If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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