yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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