marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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