idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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