Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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