it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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